• First Grade JOKES!


    First graders:  have your parents email me a joke, and I will type it up on our JOKE PAGE. 

     Laughing Kids

    Gotta keep laughing during our days at home!


    Easter Jokes:

    How does Easter end?

    With the letter R!


    How does the Easter Bunny travel?

    By hare plane!


    What kind of books do bunnies like?

    Books with HOPPY endings!


    Knock, knock!

    Who's there?


    Ann who?

    An Easter bunny!


    Why shouldn't you tell jokes to an Easter egg?

    Because it might crack up!


    What type of jokes do eggs tell?

    Egg yolks!


    What do you call a sleeping egg?



    What do you call an egg from outer space?

    An eggstraterrestrial!


    Why did the Easter bunny have to fire the duck?

    Because he kept quacking all the eggs!



    Other Jokes!!

    How do you make a tissue dance?
    Put a little boogie in it.
    How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got him for his birthday?
    He felt his presents.
    What does a vampire take for a sore throat?
    Coffin drops.
    Knock, knock...
    Who’s there?
    Tank who?
    You’re welcome.

    What did the frog order at McDonald's?
    French flies and Diet Croak.

    What do you call an alligator in a vest? 
    An investigator!
    Why did Darth Vader turn off one light?
    He prefers it on the dark side.
    What do you call a fly without wings? 
    A walk.
    How do you throw a party on Mars? 
    You planet. 
    Why didn’t the teddy bear eat dessert?
    Because he was stuffed.